Stop glasses from slipping? Here's how, Keepons for eyeglasses

What are Keepons? Well they are eyeglass retainers. If you look up the word retainer in the dictionary you’ll see that it’s a device used to hold something in place. In this case, eyeglass retainers are used to hold your glasses in place. Namely, eyeglass retainers are supposed to stop your glasses from slipping down your nose. I say supposed to because there are many products out there that are called eyeglass retainers that aren’t made to stop your glasses from slipping. For example eyeglass cords and eyeglass straps and eyeglass chains. They help to keep your glasses within reach namely on your chest when you’re not wearing them but then they don’t stop your glasses from slipping.

So like I said Keepons are eyeglass retainers, also known as eyewear retainers are made of allergy-free silicone which is like a rubber plastic type substance. The original Keepons were transparent which made them ideal for wearing on your glasses. That way you could stop your glasses from slipping and no one would know you were wearing eyeglass retainers.

In time, Keepons have produced eyeglass retainers in different colors like black, blue, purple, cyan, and pink.

What makes Keepons special is that they are enginnered with something called flexi-aperture. This is a system whereby a hollow tunnel runs through the middle of the Keepons retainer. This hollow tunnel allows the Keepons to be thread over your eyeglass temple tips and once in place, the Keepson acts like a soft hook around your ears where it stops your glasses from moving forward.

Now for the amazing thing about Keepons. They cost about six dollars in US currency. And this amount includes free shipping to anywhere in world. They ship out of Hong Kong through the HK post system which is the government system and go anywhere in the world.

You also get a tracking number so you can track your package as it makes it way around the world. At anytime you can check the status of your package online.

So basically for the price of two cups of Starbucks coffee you are able to stop your slipping glasses from continuing to ruin your life. Amazing huh?

A little known secret to prevent your glasses from falling down your nose, Keepons eyewear retainers

You’re in the middle of teaching your students. It just so happens you’re 34 years old. And you hate your job. You teach English Literature at a private boy’s school to young men who have entitlement issues. They’re parents are rich, they themselves are spoiled rotten and you know they talk about you behind your back. They talk about how your clothes are so cheap, that you buy them from the Gap, which you do, and that you have no style and that you’ve probably never had a girlfriend, I’ve had exactly two girlfriends in my life but they weren’t that special and the stupid students also make fun of the fact that your glasses are always slipping down your face.

You can’t help being self-conscious and the more self-conscious you are, the more you get nervous and then you sweat and then you start sweating and then your glasses slip even more, like every one minute and you know that in front of your students you are pathetic.

But in every bunch there’s one and in your class there’s a kid named Herman Lee who is bright and has a kind-heart. His parents are super-rich but they’re low key and Herman takes after them. Thoughtful, soft-spoken, actually works hard in school.

So one day Herman comes up to you and says Hey Mr Anderson I wanted to show you these cool things called Keepons. They’re eyeglass retainers. I couldn’t help noticing that your glasses slip down your nose occasionally and I used to have the same problem. But then my dad ordered these Keepons for me. They only cost 6 dollars and that includes free shipping too. Maybe you should give it a try.

He wrote the website address for me and then left to the room to go to his next class.

That was a month ago and that night you ordered Keepons, the same ones he had and when they arrived 8 days later, you were so happy. You twisted them onto your glasses and when you put your glasses on, they didn’t move. They didn’t slip. Nothing. you wanted to shout it from the rooftops.

The next day in class you were extra into the lessons. It was like there was a new teacher. After class you thanked Herman for recommending Keepons to you and though you didn’t admit it to anyone, you gave me extra good grades for the rest of the year.

This is how you properly stop your glasses from sliding down your nose

You know what’s it like to have your glasses slip all the time don’t you? Well I guess not since you don’t wear glasses. You can’t even imagine what’s it like. Imagine if there were mosquitoes buzzing around you head all the time and every two minutes one of the them would bump you in the face. Or pretend your pants are too big for you and you don’t have a belt. Then every two minutes or so, they fall and you have to be really quick about catching them or your pants will fall down and everyone will see your privates.

Slipping glasses are one part annoying, one part frustrating, and one part toxic. It’s toxic because it really zaps your self-esteem. You feel so useless, you feel like a tool. You feel like you’re somehow less than average as a human being.

Well at least I used to feel that way before I bought myself these Keepons eyewear retainers. Really it was the best six dollars I ever spent. And mind you, I have bought a lot of dumb stuff. Those jeans with the skinny legs I bought those even though I weigh 230 pounds. My wife laughed so hard at me, that I took them back to the store that very night. She pretended a phone was ringing and then pretended to pass it to me, she said, it’s the eighties calling, they want heavy metal back.

Like I said after I got Keepons, life changed. I bought the Keepons original black since my eyeglass frames were black in color. I’ve been using them to this day and lemme see, wow it’s been 14 months. And did I mention that the six bucks you pay to buy Keepons comes with free shipping all the way from Hong Kong. Yes it does and you even get a tracking number so you can see the status of your package online. It’s really amazing. When I think about, it’s not like these eyeglass retainers can be considered more important than the compass, or the wheel, or any of the other great inventions of our time. But for eyeglass wearers it’s just as important in terms of preventing your glasses from slipping down your nose.

What I did to stop my eyeglasses from always sliding down my nose

There I was drunk as a skunk, with my vomit all over my legs. I was decked out in the parking lot behind a convenience store making a mess of myself. I had been crying too because Becky broke up with me. Not only did she break up with me, she told me plain why she broke up with me and to do so with my next door neighbor Jim, who I hate most in the world.

Face it Greg, you’re like a total loser. You weren’t this bad in the beginning but you got worse and worse. You started getting fatter and fatter and then you started buying those pants with the elastic waist. All you do is stuff your face and play World of Warcraft all day and night when you’re not working. And your glasses always slip down your nose. You’re pushing them up a million times a day. It’s really embarrassing to be seen with you.

And with that she broke my heart into a trillion pieces. I felt like the crappiest piece of crap in this crappy world. I went to the store and bought a bottle of gin and have been nursing since.

I don’t know what happened to me, but things just fell apart. I’ll never get someone as good as Becky.

It was then dark thoughts started pouring into my head. Luckily I passed out.

The next day it felt like something died in my mouth and there were a thousand jackhammers going off in my head. But I resolved to fix my life and show Becky up. I listed all my problems and one by one put them into Google to find a solution for.

When I typed in, stopping slipping glasses, I came across a product called Keepons eyewear retainers. So I ordered them. I figured no big deal if they don’t work. They’re only six dollars and that includes free shipping from Hong Kong and a tracking number to see the status of my delivery. Then I moved onto the next problem in my life and the next.

Two weeks later, the Keepons arrived. That was 6 months ago and let me tell you this. They stopped my glasses from slipping and changed my life. Now I have a new girlfriend and her name is Yasmine. Yasmine is gorgeous and I’m not bad either. I’ve lost 35 pounds thanks to running all the time.

My son's glasses don't slip down his nose anymore

Jed is no longer bullied and he has a girlfriend now. All thanks to Keepons eyeglass retainers. Perhaps I should rewind a bit. My name is Pam and my son is Jed. He’s in grade 10 in high school. I worry about him or at least I used to. He’s so introverted and he gets picked on. Or at least he used to. He needed glasses in grade 7 and since then he’s been even more withdrawn. But he was always pushing up his eyeglasses and frankly even though I’m his mom, I think he looks kind of nerdy. So I asked my coworkers how I could stop his glasses from slipping. Some people suggested I get him some eyeglass straps, but I was against it. The thought of the straps and how they would make him look even more dorkier sent shudders down my spine. Then Kathleen who works in Planning took off her glasses and showed me this attachment she had on both of her temples. They were small and transparent and hooked around her ears.

What is that? I asked. And more importantly where did you get them?

She said, oh these are called Keepons, cause they keep on your glasses, get it?

I giggled. Kathleen is such a delightful person.

I got them online at a site called chamightlike.com, and they cost me $6.

Wow, that’s it?

Yeah.

How much for shipping?

It’s included, free shipping with tracking number all around the world.

That’s amazing!!!

So I went back to my desk and I know I should have been phoning customers, but I spent two minutes ordering from chamightlike.com. It was really easy.

Then in about 2 weeks they arrived and I helped Jed put them on. You just twist the retainers on the temple tips.

The next day, he came home as happy as a birthday. He said, that he has a girlfriend now, Trisha. She sits next to him in class. Also the boy in class who picks on him found someone else because Jed’s glasses don’t slip down his nose anymore. Although I don’t know how comfortable I am with Jed having a girlfriend, I like that he’s more outgoing now, now that he has Keepons.

Keepons eyeglass retainers to stop slipping glasses, a real life changer

I’m exhausted. No that’s not correct. I should rather say that my body is destroyed. I just came back from a 7 hour nature trail walk. The walk itself should have only took 3 hours, but then I got kind of lost and then it got kind of dark and then it kind of rained and to make a long story short, I’m sitting here in the warmth of my apartment with a big grin on my face.

Here’s why?

After my walk, after I stumbled out into civilization my first thought was to go get some hamburger and fries and huge Coca-Cola to wash it down with as a reward for the exercise that I did. I must have burned 3000 calories from my walk. But then I stopped myself and instead went to the supermarket and got myself a whole bunch of fruit, some smoked salmon, and some shelled walnuts. And I’m sitting here feasting on healthy.

I feel so full of energy and my mood is great.

It all started 2 days ago when I received my Keepons eyeglass retainers in the mail. The minute I thread them onto my eyeglass temples I knew they were solid. It’s true what they say, it really does stop your glasses from slipping. And I’ve been suffering from falling glasses since I was a kid. I lived with it and being bullied all through high school, so when I got the Keepons and it looked like that my glasses would never slip again, I was so happy. Actually happy isn’t correct, rather I felt like a person who has been given a second chance in life and haven’t spent the first 30 years of life miserable, I was going to make the most of the next 30. And I owe it all to these wonderful eyewear retainers which only cost me 6 dollars.

Keepons keeps you happy by keeping your glasses from slipping

Yup life sure is crap. I’m 29, going onto 30 next week and I am so not even close to where I thought I would be when I got to be 30.

I thought I’d have my own house, a car, maybe drive a BMW, also have another weekend ride like a Range Rover, be married to a beautiful woman, and have close to a million in the bank.

Let me tell you how it’s really like. I had to move back home after I got laid off as the area manager for a submarine restaurant. My parents are retired and it’s like it was when I was growing up, arguing all the time, trying to prove each other as wrong as possible. Whereas before it would only be a couple of hours a day since both had to work, now it’s constant bickering. Over the most inconsequential stuff too.

That’s probably why I don’t want to get married. Not that there are a lot of options on the table. Who wants to marry an unemployed 29 year old who still lives with his parents. Oh right, correction, a couple days ago I found a job so I’m not officially unemployed. I clean up at the local cultural center, but only on the weekends. Hopefully I’ll have more hours later on.

Yup pretty pathetic I must say.

How did it get this way?

Oh and I’m overweight too. And prone to Depression. When I’m not working I try to not come home until late. I usually end up drinking cheap alcohol at the Park. I pour it out of the bottle and into a thermos. I know I’m not fooling anyone.

And my stupid glasses keep falling.

I can’t even afford the $4 it costs to get Keepons. My buddy told me about them the other day in an email. He’s got a job as a programmer for a big software company you’ve definitely heard of.

He sent me the link.

But one problem is that my credit card is majorly in arrears.

He said these things stop your glasses from slipping down your nose and he showed me the link, chamightlike.com/collections/keepons.

But I’ll be darned if I ask my mom to buy them for me. If he was any kind of friend he’d order an extra pair for me.

Life goes on with my falling eyeglasses. Life sure is bad.