Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Stop glasses from slipping, with Keepons eyeglass retainers

Two words that come to mind about slipping glasses. Nuisance. Frustration. If life were a jungle, slipping glasses would make you look weak and vulnerable, like prey. Have you ever seen a lion with slipping glasses? Nope. Alpha males do not have a problem with slipping eyeglasses.

OK, true animals don’t wear glasses.

But as human beings, when our glasses slip we feel bad, about looking bad and seeing bad and other see us in a negative light as well.

Well no longer. For the price of an inexpensive lunch at McDonald’s you can stop slipping glasses for good with Keepons eyeglass retainers. Their slogan is Keepons keeps your glasses on. And their slogan is true.

Keepons are like soft eyeglass hooks which slide onto your eyeglass temples and stay there without moving or jiggling about. Once in place, they provide traction to your glasses won’t slide.

What’s more Keepons are great in the following ways:

  • They're light and compact and oh so perfect
  • They’re made of rip and tear resistant engineered rubber materials
  • Comes in transparent and many other glasses complimenting colors
  • They’re great if you have to wear glasses and want to do some light sports activities like playing darts, golfing, or curling
  • An absolute miracle for people with oily skin
  • Outstanding solution for people with flat noses
  • If you sweat a lot, and your glasses get slippery real quickly, get Keepons quickly
  • It's for young, old, women, and men
  • Perfect for people with arthritis or rheumatism so you don’t have to push up your glasses all the time
  • For people with ALS, also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease
  • Stops you from looking nerdy

Here’s an actual case study involving Keepons eyewear retainers:

Blame it on genetics. Blame it on busy parents. But you spent most of your childhood watching at least six hours of TV each day. But you didn't ignore your intellectual development. In fact you loved reading. When you weren't watching TV, you had your nose in a book.

When kids went out to play, you were in the library. And so you were seven years old when you got your first pair of glasses and your sight got worse and worse over the years. Not only being nearsighted but astigmatism too. You had to sit in front of the class cause you were always squinting. It looked like you were wearing the bottom of coke bottom glasses.











Obviously, you weren't a part of the cool crowd. You were never popular or voted most likely to succeed.

And one time you made the mistake of selecting plastic frames without a nose bridge when your mom let you pick your own glasses. How you suffered for a whole year, always pushing up your glasses. After that you were smarter. You always chose metal frames. But always your lenses were too thick because of your vision problems. Making them heavy and still slip.

With advents in technology and better financial circumstances like from your summer jobs, you were able to afford the thinnest plastic lenses, but even the thinnest ones made your glasses front heavy. Even when you weren't sweating, your glasses were always slipping.

Even though you studied Marketing, everyone thought you were a computer programmer because you were always pushing your glasses up off your nose. Which always made you feel self-conscious and therefore nerdy. Which made you feel intimidated and nervous around women.

You met your first girlfriend when you were 29. That lasted only six months. Off and on, off and on, you've never had much luck with women because you're so self-conscious. Often at parties with friends, you envy all the couples who seem so happy with one another, while you spend your night watching streaming movies or ted.com videos or playing world of warcraft.

Of late you are considering, that you'd like to go to Tibet and stay there for a couple of years. To meditate on life, the universe, and finally perhaps don the yellow robe, shave your head, and become a monk. Might as well, you'll never find true love.

It’s doesn’t have to be this way, if you just try a pair of Keepons eyewear accessories. Try it, you won’t regret it.

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