The Eyeglass Retainer Blog
Thursday, June 6, 2013
What can I do to stop my eyeglasses from slipping? Here's what!
Novel on Yellow Paper. The novelist of who is Richard Yates. Almost certainly the most marvelous account ever forged. A testament of the human plight against lies. It portrays in minute specifics that which the infinite voices so adamantly regarded: And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. Nevertheless the most marvelous stories simply cannot impede your eye glasses from descending down your nose. Trust what I write. I'm Romana Skinner. I'm from Thailand. Years old I'm 30. To put food on the table my nine to 5 is Electrician. I've been wearing eyeglasses for several years now. And lastingly throughout the years my eye glasses keep moving. I researched every possibility: eye glass arms leashes mostly. All deadly and inadequate. The awkwardness with slinking eyeglasses is the unmerciful ruin it generates. The significance to a human being's tranquility. Where every nine minutes you're counted upon to finger your eyeglasses frames up. Shortly thereafter they move again.
A persistent struggle. In spite of it all gravity triumphs. Your reason to hold your head up high is clobbered. The epic of the crestfallen. Without compassion influencing every single part of your personal space. I've taken Lamotrigine. I gained 32 kilograms of dread. By happy chance I stumbled upon a secret while searching on Healia for stop your glasses from slipping. I turned up Keepons eyeglass frame hooks. At this moment this is how I ponder the path ahead: When you find yourself cocooned in isolation and despair and cannot find your way out of the darkness remember that this is similar to the place where caterpillars go to grow their wings.
A persistent struggle. In spite of it all gravity triumphs. Your reason to hold your head up high is clobbered. The epic of the crestfallen. Without compassion influencing every single part of your personal space. I've taken Lamotrigine. I gained 32 kilograms of dread. By happy chance I stumbled upon a secret while searching on Healia for stop your glasses from slipping. I turned up Keepons eyeglass frame hooks. At this moment this is how I ponder the path ahead: When you find yourself cocooned in isolation and despair and cannot find your way out of the darkness remember that this is similar to the place where caterpillars go to grow their wings.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Eyeglass chains and cords cause more problems than they solve stopping glasses from slipping
so for example your sunglasses you don't have to wear them all the time
when you're indoors when it's not sunny of course you would take them off and
instead of holding them in your hand and putting them in your shirt pocket the
eyeglass chains in eyeglass cords would allow you to hang them off your neck so
those were never designed to prevent eyeglasses from slipping and yet they have
become a solution because while you're wearing your eyeglasses and you have the
I a glass chains attached you can actually let the chain hanging off the back
of your head and that the additional weight the additional weight from the
chain itself will counterbalance the front heaviness of your eyeglasses and ifyou're lucky your glasses won't slip but such a solution brings up its own
problems so you really only replacing one problem with another one and the
other one which I will talk about now is worse than that
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Stop glasses from slipping? Here's how, Keepons for eyeglasses
What are Keepons? Well they are eyeglass retainers. If you look up the word retainer in the dictionary you’ll see that it’s a device used to hold something in place. In this case, eyeglass retainers are used to hold your glasses in place. Namely, eyeglass retainers are supposed to stop your glasses from slipping down your nose. I say supposed to because there are many products out there that are called eyeglass retainers that aren’t made to stop your glasses from slipping. For example eyeglass cords and eyeglass straps and eyeglass chains. They help to keep your glasses within reach namely on your chest when you’re not wearing them but then they don’t stop your glasses from slipping.
So like I said Keepons are eyeglass retainers, also known as eyewear retainers are made of allergy-free silicone which is like a rubber plastic type substance. The original Keepons were transparent which made them ideal for wearing on your glasses. That way you could stop your glasses from slipping and no one would know you were wearing eyeglass retainers.
In time, Keepons have produced eyeglass retainers in different colors like black, blue, purple, cyan, and pink.
What makes Keepons special is that they are enginnered with something called flexi-aperture. This is a system whereby a hollow tunnel runs through the middle of the Keepons retainer. This hollow tunnel allows the Keepons to be thread over your eyeglass temple tips and once in place, the Keepson acts like a soft hook around your ears where it stops your glasses from moving forward.
Now for the amazing thing about Keepons. They cost about six dollars in US currency. And this amount includes free shipping to anywhere in world. They ship out of Hong Kong through the HK post system which is the government system and go anywhere in the world.
You also get a tracking number so you can track your package as it makes it way around the world. At anytime you can check the status of your package online.
So basically for the price of two cups of Starbucks coffee you are able to stop your slipping glasses from continuing to ruin your life. Amazing huh?
So like I said Keepons are eyeglass retainers, also known as eyewear retainers are made of allergy-free silicone which is like a rubber plastic type substance. The original Keepons were transparent which made them ideal for wearing on your glasses. That way you could stop your glasses from slipping and no one would know you were wearing eyeglass retainers.
In time, Keepons have produced eyeglass retainers in different colors like black, blue, purple, cyan, and pink.
What makes Keepons special is that they are enginnered with something called flexi-aperture. This is a system whereby a hollow tunnel runs through the middle of the Keepons retainer. This hollow tunnel allows the Keepons to be thread over your eyeglass temple tips and once in place, the Keepson acts like a soft hook around your ears where it stops your glasses from moving forward.
Now for the amazing thing about Keepons. They cost about six dollars in US currency. And this amount includes free shipping to anywhere in world. They ship out of Hong Kong through the HK post system which is the government system and go anywhere in the world.
You also get a tracking number so you can track your package as it makes it way around the world. At anytime you can check the status of your package online.
So basically for the price of two cups of Starbucks coffee you are able to stop your slipping glasses from continuing to ruin your life. Amazing huh?
Friday, April 20, 2012
A little known secret to prevent your glasses from falling down your nose, Keepons eyewear retainers
You’re in the middle of teaching your students. It just so happens you’re 34 years old. And you hate your job. You teach English Literature at a private boy’s school to young men who have entitlement issues. They’re parents are rich, they themselves are spoiled rotten and you know they talk about you behind your back. They talk about how your clothes are so cheap, that you buy them from the Gap, which you do, and that you have no style and that you’ve probably never had a girlfriend, I’ve had exactly two girlfriends in my life but they weren’t that special and the stupid students also make fun of the fact that your glasses are always slipping down your face.
You can’t help being self-conscious and the more self-conscious you are, the more you get nervous and then you sweat and then you start sweating and then your glasses slip even more, like every one minute and you know that in front of your students you are pathetic.
But in every bunch there’s one and in your class there’s a kid named Herman Lee who is bright and has a kind-heart. His parents are super-rich but they’re low key and Herman takes after them. Thoughtful, soft-spoken, actually works hard in school.
So one day Herman comes up to you and says Hey Mr Anderson I wanted to show you these cool things called Keepons. They’re eyeglass retainers. I couldn’t help noticing that your glasses slip down your nose occasionally and I used to have the same problem. But then my dad ordered these Keepons for me. They only cost 6 dollars and that includes free shipping too. Maybe you should give it a try.
He wrote the website address for me and then left to the room to go to his next class.
That was a month ago and that night you ordered Keepons, the same ones he had and when they arrived 8 days later, you were so happy. You twisted them onto your glasses and when you put your glasses on, they didn’t move. They didn’t slip. Nothing. you wanted to shout it from the rooftops.
The next day in class you were extra into the lessons. It was like there was a new teacher. After class you thanked Herman for recommending Keepons to you and though you didn’t admit it to anyone, you gave me extra good grades for the rest of the year.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
This is how you properly stop your glasses from sliding down your nose
You know what’s it like to have your glasses slip all the time don’t you? Well I guess not since you don’t wear glasses. You can’t even imagine what’s it like. Imagine if there were mosquitoes buzzing around you head all the time and every two minutes one of the them would bump you in the face. Or pretend your pants are too big for you and you don’t have a belt. Then every two minutes or so, they fall and you have to be really quick about catching them or your pants will fall down and everyone will see your privates.
Slipping glasses are one part annoying, one part frustrating, and one part toxic. It’s toxic because it really zaps your self-esteem. You feel so useless, you feel like a tool. You feel like you’re somehow less than average as a human being.
Well at least I used to feel that way before I bought myself these Keepons eyewear retainers. Really it was the best six dollars I ever spent. And mind you, I have bought a lot of dumb stuff. Those jeans with the skinny legs I bought those even though I weigh 230 pounds. My wife laughed so hard at me, that I took them back to the store that very night. She pretended a phone was ringing and then pretended to pass it to me, she said, it’s the eighties calling, they want heavy metal back.
Like I said after I got Keepons, life changed. I bought the Keepons original black since my eyeglass frames were black in color. I’ve been using them to this day and lemme see, wow it’s been 14 months. And did I mention that the six bucks you pay to buy Keepons comes with free shipping all the way from Hong Kong. Yes it does and you even get a tracking number so you can see the status of your package online. It’s really amazing. When I think about, it’s not like these eyeglass retainers can be considered more important than the compass, or the wheel, or any of the other great inventions of our time. But for eyeglass wearers it’s just as important in terms of preventing your glasses from slipping down your nose.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
What I did to stop my eyeglasses from always sliding down my nose
There I was drunk as a skunk, with my vomit all over my legs. I was decked out in the parking lot behind a convenience store making a mess of myself. I had been crying too because Becky broke up with me. Not only did she break up with me, she told me plain why she broke up with me and to do so with my next door neighbor Jim, who I hate most in the world.
Face it Greg, you’re like a total loser. You weren’t this bad in the beginning but you got worse and worse. You started getting fatter and fatter and then you started buying those pants with the elastic waist. All you do is stuff your face and play World of Warcraft all day and night when you’re not working. And your glasses always slip down your nose. You’re pushing them up a million times a day. It’s really embarrassing to be seen with you.
And with that she broke my heart into a trillion pieces. I felt like the crappiest piece of crap in this crappy world. I went to the store and bought a bottle of gin and have been nursing since.
I don’t know what happened to me, but things just fell apart. I’ll never get someone as good as Becky.
It was then dark thoughts started pouring into my head. Luckily I passed out.
The next day it felt like something died in my mouth and there were a thousand jackhammers going off in my head. But I resolved to fix my life and show Becky up. I listed all my problems and one by one put them into Google to find a solution for.
When I typed in, stopping slipping glasses, I came across a product called Keepons eyewear retainers. So I ordered them. I figured no big deal if they don’t work. They’re only six dollars and that includes free shipping from Hong Kong and a tracking number to see the status of my delivery. Then I moved onto the next problem in my life and the next.
Two weeks later, the Keepons arrived. That was 6 months ago and let me tell you this. They stopped my glasses from slipping and changed my life. Now I have a new girlfriend and her name is Yasmine. Yasmine is gorgeous and I’m not bad either. I’ve lost 35 pounds thanks to running all the time.
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